These are things Damien said in response to his experience in this life. I think you'll agree his perception was interesting.

 "Dad I want to learn how to read so I can read the sign when it says schools closed" Damien age 5

 "Why do I have to keep writing my name, don't they remember me?" Damien age 7

 "Dad why do you let those people interrupt you all day? That would drive me crazy." Damien age 14 was in my office all day.

 "There is no way I'm having kids you guys have to much work to do." Damien age 17

 "I figured that the top half of this door was okay and the bottom half of the other door was okay so why not saw both doors in half and then put them together. That gives us one good door instead of 2 broken doors." My response "the doors are different sizes" Damien "Oh I guess we need two new doors." Damien age 15.

Relapse

" I think God tested me and I failed but I think I've already begun the next test and I know I'll pass." Damien age 15

Money

"Mom when I get my bank card can I take out more than I have in the bank" No they only let you take out what you have in your account. "How would they know?" Damien age 17

"Dad it's $30 to cut the lawn today." Damien we agreed it would be $25 (we have 3 acres to cut) "I know but I'm doing the trim today." $25 includes the trim. "Oh but I'll do a good job on the trim and mom won't yell" (tempting) Mom said you just cut the grass a couple of days ago. "Yea but I need the money" Damien age 14

"Dad how much will you pay me if I stack the wood." "Oh and then I'm going to clean the garage." Oh and then the basement." Damien how much money do you need and what is it for?  Damien age 15

Miscellaneous

"I'm not retarded and I'm not going to wear a costume that says I am!" Damien it says flame retardant on the label, that means the costume won't burn. Your sisters costume says the same thing, said mom. Damien age 8 Halloween night.

From Dreams

"Dad could we go get something to eat I'm starving."

Beyond This Plane

"I didn't get back to my body in time" " I can't believe he left me here" "I'm not going anywhere with that dude." "There are some strange dudes here." "I'll go if you come with me" "Tell my parents I'm okay"

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